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    Post  milky_candy_sugar Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:24 pm

    This year's world cup is full of surprise ^^
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    Post  Admin Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:55 pm

    milky_candy_sugar wrote:This year's world cup is full of surprise ^^

    That French meltdown was rather funny. Bunch of prima donnas.
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    Post  milky_candy_sugar Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:42 pm

    Mad I know it was a mega fail..... We got good players, but the trainer is a big piece of crap
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    Post  NationalRus Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:48 pm

    milky_candy_sugar wrote: Mad I know it was a mega fail..... We got good players, but the trainer is a big piece of crap

    we? do you mean france or russia? i think we (russia) had only bad luck in some games and no goo desceplin from our players, guss hedenik is a great trainer, realy great!

    russia surly can play now great football till we are at the goal of the enemy and ther the shit starts... we just can't get the round in to the square
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    Post  milky_candy_sugar Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:49 pm

    We as France. I am french........ Neutral
    And yes, russian footballers lack of discipline. You can see it during football matches.
    I regret the good old USSR football team...
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    Post  NationalRus Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:57 pm

    and ther we have it, SPAIN Worldchampion 2010, kuddus to the first star but much respect tho the neatherlands that was hell of a game
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    Post  milky_candy_sugar Tue Jul 13, 2010 5:15 pm

    Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad i was for Netherlands....
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    Post  IronsightSniper Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:02 pm

    I got nothing Neutral

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    Post  Julia Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:55 pm

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    Oh my....Gold is not her colour.

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    Post  Julia Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:16 pm

    I personally believe Ms. Teen S. Carolina could not point out her state on a map. Then again,a student in my anatomy class said this...

    Rhinoceras? Isn't that a dinosaur?"

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    Post  IronsightSniper Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:05 am

    We're not all dumb, I swear!
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    Post  Corrosion Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:21 am

    solo.13mmfmj wrote:It is interesting to see what will happen if america runs out of money.

    They are already broke.

    Only China, japan etc. who bail them out have to see that and move on. Seems like they are not very brilliant either.
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    Post  nightcrawler Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:54 pm

    Civil engineering at its best!!

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    Post  nightcrawler Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:39 pm

    A SOCIALIST:
    You have two cows.
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.



    A REPUBLICAN:
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none. So what?



    A DEMOCRAT:
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being
    successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,
    forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
    people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a
    cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.




    A COMMUNIST:

    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and provides you with milk.



    A FASCIST:
    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and sells you
    the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.




    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
    You are surprised when the cow drops dead.





    A FRENCH CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.




    A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size
    of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.




    A GERMAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You reengineer them so they live for 100 years,
    eat once a month, and milk themselves.





    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows,
    but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.



    A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You count them and learn you have 5 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
    You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.





    A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
    You think you have two cows,
    but you don't know what a cow looks like.
    You take a nap.





    A SWISS CORPORATION:
    You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you.
    You charge for storing them for others.



    AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

    You have two cows.
    You worship them.


    ANOTHER PAKISTANI CORPORATION:

    You have two cows
    You transfer them to Swiss Account
    You ask for 10 more cows from America
    You transfer 8 more to Swiss Account
    You still have two cows
    You milk one and pay ineterest of another one cow
    You have one cow left it is weak and almost dead
    and your term is over.




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    Post  milky_candy_sugar Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:25 am

    @nightcrawler
    Lmfao xD


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    I found it Very Happy

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