Outside the window there is rain and hail.
It's Putin's fault!
The cat abandoned the kittens -
It's Putin's fault!
The girl abandoned the bunny -
Guess who is guilty?!
Our Tanya is crying loudly -
Putin is nearby, no less!
The lights went out, the fence fell,
The car's engine stalled,
A healthy tooth was removed
Or a thief broke into the apartment,
You didn't like the movie
You've stepped into shit...
For any cataclysm
There is only one explanation...
Every democrat knows -
It's Putin's fault!
Who pissed the elevator at my entrance yesterday?
Believe me, comrades,
This is Putin's fault!
I got real drunk
This is Putin's tricks!
A pile of shit under the table -
It's Putin's fault!
The toilet is clogged -
This is Putin's order,
It was him who threw a lot of cigarette ends there,
Drained the water - and ran away!
At night he steals bed linen,
Breaks the glass in our windows,
Dances drunk in the yard...
It's all Putin!
There is no escape from this villain!
He writes obscenities on the walls,
Breaks the bushes in the alley.
This is all Putin!
Liberals are getting wet by the rain -
Putin laughs merrily.
Has your dacha flooded?
This is Putin, no less!
Did a thunderstorm catch you on your way?
The Kremlin's hand did it!
Cold, wind, snowfall -
Putin is to blame again.
Your roof was blown off in a hurricane?
This is Putin taking revenge!
Storm, tsunami, flood?
This is Putin, without a doubt!
Rainfall, landslide, cyclone -
Of course he is to blame.
Mudflow, avalanche, rockfall?
It’s clear: Putin is to blame!
Tornado, typhoon, earthquake -
There is no escape from Putin!
Did a crow peck you at your head?
She is a Putin's special agent.
Are bees and wasps stinging you?
This is Putin's Special Forces.
Do you see this bumblebee?
He serves the Kremlin!
If you believe in all this -
You'be just being paranoid
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