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Russia's had enough red banners for a millennium IMO.

They are pretty snazzy though.

Nice music!

Would be a good country for preventing the 3/4ths of wars in the world that all take place on this territory.
But too large to be viable. Sorta like a Eurarabiaindianafricasia

Eurasian union= eastern equivalent of EU.

http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/israel-s-chief-rabbinate-says-oral-suction-at-circumcision-is-preferred-1.517349

Israel’s chief rabbinate says oral suction at circumcision is preferred
The practice of 'metzitzah b'peh,' in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.


Israel's chief rabbinate has weighed in on the practice of a controversial circumcision rite in Germany, saying that metzitzah b'peh is preferred.

The practice, in which blood is sucked orally from the circumcision wound, is under scrutiny in Germany, due to a complaint filed against a Berlin rabbi for allegedly committing bodily harm during a brit milah.

Rabbi Moshe Morsiano, chair of the Division of Circumcision for the Chief Rabbinate of Israel, emphasized in a letter dated April 22 that there is no justification for avoiding metzitzah b'peh "unless the mohel has a sore in his mouth, or some infectious disease."

The letter was addressed to Rabbi Yehudah Teichtal, who heads Chabad Lubavitch in Berlin and is one of several official rabbis in the city. Teichtal requested the response after an anti-circumcision activist filed charges against him, claiming oral suction was performed at the brit milah of Teichtal's son. Berlin's state prosecutor is looking into the merits of the case.

Germany's new law regulating ritual circumcision, passed in December, requires that the procedure be done to the highest possible medical standards. Metzitzah b'peh has come under fire by many Jewish groups, including modern Orthodox associations, due to the possible spread of infections that can be fatal to an infant. Opponents recommend the use of a pipette.

In New York, at least 11 boys contracted herpes from the practice between 2004 and 2011, according to New York City health officials. Two died from the disease and two others suffered brain damage. Last September, the board of health voted 9-0 to require mohels to obtain signed consent forms from parents.

In his letter responding to Teichtal's query, Morsiano concluded that "this committee requires that the mohel obtain the family’s permission before performing this act in the traditional manner."

The Israeli chief rabbinate was the latest of several international Orthodox rabbinical organizations to weigh in on the matter. Its support of the tradition reflects that of the Brussels-based Rabbinical Council of Europe.

On the other hand, the London-based Conference of European Rabbis issued a statement saying that the use of pipettes is approved under Jewish law and preferable, for health reasons. The Central Council of Jews in Germany followed suit.

Meanwhile, Teichtal has not commented on whether the tradition was followed at his son's brit milah.

Noah's Law....

What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story

About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.

Hannibal Barca wrote:What a nice topic to throw a little, irrelevant, story

About a year ago I was related with an ex-VIP-escort or something like that which supposedly was Russian-Lithuanian and since she was in her late 20s and retired she was staying here permanently.

I met here in a club when she came to me out of the blue and asked me to offer her a drink.

She wasn't looking particularly educated and I thought she was quite dump but nevertheless she claim to be a lawyer and here mother doctor (the last one checked).

She had great connections with the Russian embassy here with whom she was meeting regularly with or without me but she was allegedly 100% unpolitical and was truly fanatic about that never discussing anything or had any idea etc

Her house was full of Orthodox pictures and indeed nothing was suspicious.

Until later at least when I found out that she had an ex-fiancee in Israel, a businessman, that she was herself Jewish like half her family (despite she was supposedly practicing Christianity!), that she was in Israel for years (without an Israeli passport) and that she still had a connection with him although various sources of mine confirm that she was in Athens the last 4 years working as escort.

She also had in touch an Armenian businessman working with France.

Finally add to this that my field of expertise is really strategic although I never had anything of any importance to be spied on or something in this respect.

When I found out and searched and uncovered everything she begged me not to say anything to our common cycles.

Anyway, strange story on how some of this snakes are secretive, if I wasn't really good in gathering information I would had never found out.

Escorts are better topic than baby dicks
Haha Escourt who was a lawyer. Well good luck studying in Romeris University while doing escort. I'm pretty sure no one would know Your trade:roll:
Nothing new with escorts really. Spies are not 007 types, they don't handle guns, but privates. For eg. Chapman or that homo cum dispensary spy from UK who died in suitcase.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams

As a matter of fact I am not sure if she is an agent or not although I am somewhat suspicious. Point is this Jews are truly secretive that's what I wanted to say.
If I wasn't able to combine a carefully fractured piece if information I would never find out while in the meantime she was pretending to actively practicing Christianity!
It was that moment that I finally came to the definitive conclusion that Judaism is not a race nor a nation and not even a religion but basically a sect.

With sect you hit the nail. The only abrahamic religion that counts every death goyim as a human offer to god.

Top Saudi mufti reportedly issues fatwa allowing starving husbands to eat wives









Grand mufti (Saudi Arabia highest religious authority )Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Sheikh issued the fatwa

Saudi Arabian grand mufti Sheikh Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah allegedly said the ruling shows the "sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband".

It apparently allows a man to eat his wife's body parts if he is suffering from "severe hunger".

A statement reportedly from the cleric's office said: “A fatwa attributed to the Mufti of Saudi Arabia, Abdul Aziz bin Abdullah, which allows a man to eat his wife or parts of her body if the husband was afflicted with a severe hunger raised concern and debate over social media since yesterday evening.

"The Fatwa is interpreted as evidence of the sacrifice of women and obedience to her husband and her desire for the two to become one."

He has previously claimed that all churches should be destroyed under Islamic law.

In February another religious leader confidently told an audience that the earth does not revolve in space.

Footage emerged of a student asking Sheikh al-Khaibari whether the Earth was stationary or moving.

The Saudi Sheikh confidently told the young academic the Earth is "stationary and does not move".

Supporting his theory, the Sheikh used an example involving air travel: "We go to Sharjah airport to travel to China by plane, clear?

"Focus with me, this is Earth" – the cleric is then filmed holding a cup to represent the planet – "if you say that it rotates.



http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...llah-Saudi-Arabia-cleric-eat-wife-fatwa-Islam

I found some photos of him















Disgusting:D

Man these are just too much..

Hitler's trip to Japan, Volumes I-IV









Hitler's holiday in the Alps

A thread to discuss U.S. politics.

...The 2016 Presidential election is coming up, so we might as well have a dedicated thread:


Simply terrible! Can you believe this clown almost became U.S. president?



SEE IT: Mitt Romney lasts 2 rounds against Evander Holyfield in charity boxing match

Just finished watching Friday Night Fights, and the Russian Andrey Fedosov won by knockout. Only thing is, I noticed the graphics had a Ukrainian flag by his name and picture. Is someone in the graphics department at ESPN a butthurt Ukrainian, or just ignorant? I've been watching Fedosov throughout the Boxino tournament, and they've always had a Russian flag by profile photo and name, he has never rocked a Ukrainain flag, and I do not believe he has any association with Ukraine. What do you guys think happened?
Look at min 0.00 and 29.28

Bunch of damn Nazis, you can't trust them

http://hitzboxing.com/russian-heavyweight-andrey-fedosov-relocates-chicago/

http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

There's a video as well.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

There's a video as well.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister? That is just bad man....

Good they were identified. Hope they get the right kind of justice.

sepheronx wrote:

KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

There's a video as well.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.

KoTeMoRe wrote:

sepheronx wrote:

KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

There's a video as well.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.

Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Eastern Europe style!

OminousSpudd wrote:

KoTeMoRe wrote:

sepheronx wrote:

KoTeMoRe wrote:http://top-channel.tv/lajme/artikull.php?id=300976#k3

Sorry in Albanian so far, but basically: They threaten us for being apostates and atheists and they say they will come and burn the whole region down if we don't bow down and we will repent for what we did to muslims...

And in Engrish.. http://mobile.albaniannews.com/news_info.php?idm=1695

There's a video as well.

Now the golden part of this is the comments section. The unanimity is that we should welcome them the usual way. By f***** their moms and sisters.

Edit: Less than 24 hours both clowns have been PIDed. One is from Skrapar(Albania) and the other from Kosovo. Police has raided the Skrapar home.

Wait, they want to screw your mom and sister?  That is just bad man....

Good they were identified.  Hope they get the right kind of justice.

They want to copulate forcibly with the mother and sisters of each idiot in question. The guy from Skrapar has only a brother alive. Brother is a cop and hasn't seen his bro since 6 years. Guy was an immigrant in Turkey.

Hand them over to the SAA, I hear that they have a specific set of skills when it comes to disposing of ISIS.

Thy most probably will get something heavy and explosive on their path soon enough. But what makes everyone laugh is that you just don't threaten balkanics. You just don't do it unless you can back that up in any significant way. Saying you'll poison our food and blow up things at home is retarded. That's asking to get your family killed (especially the Al Kosovi idiot). Word on the street is that the Kosovar guy was a weirdo and homo (reputation destruction 101).

The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.

KoTeMoRe wrote:

flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.

Well good to see that they know how to deal with these cretins in Albania.

I'm less optimistic about Bosnia though; where many people hate their fellow Slavs (understandably in part, due to what Milosevic did there) and do not consider themselves as Slavs; rather as 'Muslims'. All the Bosnians I've talked to on the internet have been the biggest beardies in any case; buying into all that Islamic & Caliphate BS, caring more about what happens in Kashmir, Chechnya, etc... than right next door to them.

flamming_python wrote:

KoTeMoRe wrote:

flamming_python wrote:The problem is that ISIS are experts in franchising. They won't import a whole bunch of Middle-Eastern fanatics into Albania in an abortive attempt to kick things off; they'll look to engage potential allies and affiliates among Albania's and Kosovo's existing Islamists and extremists; like they try and do in every Muslim country.

The issue is that doeing that provokes a ripple effect in a Kosovar society.

1. You disrupt the "biz". There's nothing worse for mafia biz, than having "dem Amuricanz" telling you you'd have to clean up your house. You might end up all Ghadaffied.
2. You disrupt "clan" rules. If your islamic idiots start BS in the North, they might end up having to face a vendetta. This isn't Islam BS when you can hide in Saudi Shithole. The people you hurt, will hunt down EVERY member of the family. And kill them. This is why you just don't have huge issues among those retards.
3. Trying shit in Albania is bound to have Pogrom-like effects on Arab holdings. We done it in the early 2000 when about a dozen Arab 'biznismen" were killed in special circumstances after Police discovered training camps nearby Tirana.

Bluntly put, There's nothing good for ISIS in the Balkans.

Well good to see that they know how to deal with these cretins in Albania.

I'm less optimistic about Bosnia though; where many people hate their fellow Slavs (understandably in part, due to what Milosevic did there) and do not consider themselves as Slavs; rather as 'Muslims'. All the Bosnians I've talked to on the internet have been the biggest beardies in any case; buying into all that Islamic & Caliphate BS, caring more about what happens in Kashmir, Chechnya, etc... than right next door to them.

We have to thank paradoxally the Commies for this. However, in Kosovo we have to thank the Mafia... Bosnia is a special case, they're the odd ijits with no future in a area decaying slowly. It's sad because Sarajevo is such a beautiful area.

I have seen the t-shirt, variations of it, "two time World War champion" or "back to back world war champion."

How would you even begin to address that?


First of all, WW1 was more an issue of Germany collapsing from the cumulative long-term effect of the British blockade, the sudden collapse of Austria-Hungary, the problems with the Ottomans, and the social upheaval/revolution in Germany. The USA did not militarily beat Germany. Germany was bogged down in the East until they worked to help throw Russia into internal turmoil, but even after that, the West was still largely a stalemate.

The conventional American wisdom is that the USA intervened and ended the war in a matter of months, ignoring the previous three years of war and the tremendous starvation effect that the British blockade had on Germany.



In WW2, the more I study it, the more it becomes obvious that while America defeated Japan more or less on its own, albeit with a large number of Japanese troops bogged down in China and the Soviets destroying the Kwantung Army in the closing weeks of the war, the Soviet Union basically won the ground war in Europe, aside from the USA and Britain knocking Italy out of the war. However, if you look at GDP and war expenditures, the only Axis member that contributed meaningfully to the overall Axis war effort in WW2 in terms of material produced was Germany, which the Soviet Union basically beat on its own, albeit with not insignificant assistance from American and British bombing campaigns which disrupted German industry and the German war effort... However, even if German industry had been able to operate without interruption, they did not have the raw materials to operate 24/7 and produce the quantities of material needed for the war...

The Allied landings in France had a negligible effect on the final outcome in Europe because most German divisions were deployed in the East and most casualties occurred in the East.


Furthermore, in keeping with the American pattern of being the last major power to enter a war and only going up against great powers when they are exhausted and occupied on other fronts, once again, in a repeat of WW1, America was the last major power to enter WW2 and struggled to advance across France and into Germany against German divisions that were often depleted, under-strength, ill-equipped, or that had been sent West to recover from the Eastern Front. In short, America did not beat Germany, while the USA can largely claim credit for defeating Japan, in the case of Europe the US Army basically rolled into a poorly defended western Germany, and the main contribution on the ground in Europe was in the form of knocking Italy [a clearly junior Axis partner] out of the war, but that didn't even end the conflict in Italy.

It would have taken at least several million American casualties for America to "beat" Germany had it not been for the Soviets, if America could have even been capable of such a victory, because the Americans lost a significant number of tactical battles, operations, firefights, etc, with the Germans.