Mir wrote:The famous Forbes/David Axe combination
Some of the best comedy around.
Time almost always leads to a lot of hand wringing and excuse making from Ukronazi apologists. Time almost always shows that in some way the Ukrainian claim was either a stretch or almost completely fabricated. My favorite claims so far:
80 Ukrainians on Snake Island died the first day of the war, they were later taken to a Russian pow camp and had their statuts updated to alive
The Ghost of Chicken Kiev, who shot down the entire Russian air force the first 36 hours of the war, turns out he was just a video game that immortalized the spirit of the Ukrainian fighter
Grandma shot down those evil Russian rockets with home made preserves. Physics ruled that out, but then a shit sammich is probably better with some home made preserves
Russia ran out of Missiles on March 31, 2022, that was disproven by the airstrikes of April
The sanctions crippled the Russian economy, Putin now only has the fourth best economy in the world
The whole world is with Ukraine, a couple years late and less than 80 nations showed up to Zelensky's cash bukkake session and not even Bidet showed up to that one and Kamala left early.
The glorious summer offensive of 2023 with game changing NATO weapons, when you end up with less territory after your offensive than you had before it started, something went very wrong.
We destroyed the Crimea bridge twice, and twice it was up and running in hours
Ukraine destroyed the entire Russian oil refinery system. Calm down Karla, it was a couple oil wells.
This one was my favorite, Russia cannot provide its forces winter clothing, read that one carefully and have a laugh
Russia is stealing toilets because they don't have indoor plumbing. I looked that one up. Its partially true in that 20 percent of Russians are not hooked up to sewer systems. That's not as hilarious as NAFO mutts think it is because these are rural folks and they have systems similar to what rural Americans and Canadians call septic tanks. Now if you want a real laugh, 40+ percent of Ukrainians don't have indoor plumbing. Those who shit in outhouses should not cast the first used toilet paper is all I am saying
Russia is stealing microchips from washing machines for bombs
Ukraine's Air Defenses shoot down 300 percent of all of Russia's bombs and missiles
Russia can't produce drones.
Russia's over the horizon radar chain is knocked out, there are so many redundancies in that system.
There are more, but my point is that Ukraine and the West are not exactly known for their honesty.